Tuesday, October 21, 2008

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The Babyprodder

Duplicates a mother's gentle "are you still breathing" poke, resulting in an audible baby sigh but not a woken baby. Powered by remote control, soft nightlight included

Teething Epaulets

To be worn by the parent (or patient, slobber-tolerant grandparent). Hard silicone nubs mounted on absorbent terry cloth, to allow baby to pursue her two hobbies: gnawing on whatever comes within hailing distance of her mouth, and seeing what's happening behind you.
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1 comment:

  1. lauren10:04 PM

    That second one actually sounds somewhat doable ... hm. I'm going to think on that.

    (How long does the teething last?)

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