B (or "onebie"): Gas only. Varies widely in length, tone, and volume.
BB (or "twobie"): Mainly gas. Some stomach contents enter throat.
BBB (or "threebie"): A just-prevented BBBB (see "BBBB"). Also, Big Blue Boat.
BBBB (or "fourbie"): Stomach contents exit mouth at negligible velocity.
BBBBB (or "fivebie"): Moderately forceful expulsion of stomach contents. Does not cause distress.
BBBBBB (or "sixbie"): Extremely forceful expulsion of stomach contents. Unpleasant. Not suitable for illustration.If you are turning 64 years old today*, the hard copy of this is to be your present (plus a few more colors). Happy Birthday! A worthy present for a man of such mature and refined tastes!
*and if you are my father. Explains a lot, doesn't it?
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