Monday, June 09, 2008

Month Eight: Part One: Best Use of iPhone Yet

If you ever find yourself due to have a baby in late July, here are the cons:
-the first heat wave will turn you into Jabba the Hutt, but sweatier.
-at the first barbecue of the season, it will be impossible not to notice the resemblance between your fingers and your hot dog.
-the onset of prime dumpster-diving season (late sunsets, no more cold drizzle) will coincide with your passage from the Pregnant But Limber phase to the Downright Ungainly phase.
-you will be too ungainly, swollen, and sweaty to make the 500-mile trip to The Wedding Of The Year

And the pros:
-just as you grow out of your winter coat, it'll be warm enough not to need it.
-just as putting on socks becomes a real trial, it'll be sandal weather.
-just as it's warm enough to wear skirts without tights, that's all you'll be able to wear.
-your dad will take pity on your delicate and ungainly condition and live-blog the WOTY for you.
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2 comments:

  1. Nev3:30 PM

    Oh, Anna, we had such fun capturing moments and sending them to you in real time. We missed all three of you.

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  2. Anonymous2:54 PM

    yes, we missed you for the Wedding!

    I enjoyed being present for some of the iPhone live blogs.

    Thinking of you and hope all three of you are doing well! Love, C

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