What do the Scottish call scotch tape?
What do the Brazilians call brazil nuts?
What did they call old-style numerals back when they were new?
What do you call a cold hot dog?
These are some of those eternal dilemmas that are best left unsolved. But one is a dilemma no longer. A tepid frankfurter is just a dog. Or, if you want to be more specific, a dog of no particular temperature. And Tepid Frankfurter would be an awesome band name.
[Hey, I said I'd post every day in November. I didn't say you'd like it.]
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