2:30 PM, driving home from a Hallowe'en party with a sleeping pumpkin: "Can't forget to call tonight!"
6:15 PM, feeding Cleo crackers: "I bet he'll be home from work soon. I should call in an hour or so."
3:30 AM, waking suddenly: "Crap."
Happy birthday, Pops! Hope you had a great day, even though only half your children managed to call you.